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Kyuukisei Variety Broadcasting Room!
Now, it has started.
Kyuukisei Variety Broadcasting Room.
I am the MC, the gorgeous captain, Yamashita Gambler Gorilla.
I am Reina. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
And today's seniors are...
Yes, I am Mikanya and Momotomi Kana.
Mikanya.
Mikanya has been here twice in a row.
Thank you.
But the members of the 9th generation have changed, so...
How about you, Mikanya?
Everyone...
I've only said about two things.
What?
Two things?
There are!
There are?
There are, but...
I'm not sure about it yet.
Everyone is still...
Well, it's a little far away.
No, it's not far away, but...
But Liopia is really Karamiya.
That's right, that's right.
Not at all.
I see.
So if it's Liopia, we'll be more...
We'll be more Karamiya.
It's okay, it's okay.
It's okay because you're here today.
That's right.
We'll talk to you.
We'll protect you.
That's right.
What about you, Mikanya?
Do you have an image like this?
Image...
That's right.
But...
Personally, I love holoping.
What?
I love holoping.
Thank you very much.
Holoping?
What is it now?
Isn't YouTube funny?
Hey!
It's not like that, normally.
Ah, it's funny even if you go around for a round.
It's funny even if you go around for a round.
Ah, I see.
What is it this time?
Amitan is...
That's right.
A little while ago...
Yes.
There was a situation.
I said this...
Yes, yes, yes.
And it's my first appearance today.
Yes, please.
Right?
Thank you for your cooperation.
Yes.
You're cute!
Amitan is...
Fourteen years old.
Yes, fourteen years old.
Second year middle school.
Oh...
You're cute.
You're cute, Amitan.
You say "cute" a lot, don't you?
It's dangerous!
Is it your first time?
Are you nervous?
Yes.
Ah, you're nervous.
Yes.
But don't be nervous, okay?
Yes.
If you talk casually...
I'll talk casually.
It's okay if you talk casually.
Amitan came here today.
This time, with these members...
We'll do a test to see who is the most stupid.
How about you, Mina?
Are you confident?
Yoshimin is...
Smart.
That's right!
She's smart.
But it's true that...
She's pure.
And you...
You can't do anything.
I can't do anything.
What?
Amitan is middle school, so...
It's true.
I think there are about twelve problems.
Ah, that's true.
I'm late.
I'm stupid.
But, on the other hand...
Amitan is the closest and most capable.
Certainly.
If it's with these members...
Ami doesn't have such a bad brain either.
Wow!
Wait a minute!
Amitan, is that how you talk?
It's not that complicated of a way of talking.
It's true!
Amitan, you were talking with a breathless voice.
You were talking with a breathless voice.
Because I like it.
But is there a lot of stupid things about MMB?
I feel like I can only be stupid.
You can only be stupid?
Mikanya is stupid.
You don't look stupid at all.
I think I'm the smartest of them all.
Clever.
Eh?
Mikanya, are you satisfied with this one?
Yes, I am.
But!
Amitan, show us.
I'll give you the correct answer.
Wow!
Cool!
The questions will be covered by genres.
For each genre,
there will be a punishment game for the most correct answers.
What?
There is one.
Please do your best.
There is a punishment game for that, too.
Then I'm an idiot.
The first genre is...
Japanese.
Wow!
Japanese.
Then, first, the first question.
The first question is...
It's easy.
Write your number in kanji.
Are you okay with Japanese?
It's easy.
Everyone, it's "nmb".
Number.
It's "number", isn't it? "nmb".
Wait for me.
Ami-tan, you're really fast.
You wrote it quickly.
Ami-tan, you're so relaxed.
I wrote it.
Oh, everyone wrote it.
Then, let's open it all at once!
Ta-da!
Oh!
As expected!
Number, number, number, number.
Oh!
Everyone wrote it!
Wow!
Everyone wrote it!
It's raining.
Yay!
Then, the correct answer is...
Yay!
As expected!
It's easy, isn't it?
Yes.
Right?
I've been here for more than a year.
That's right.
It was an easy question, wasn't it?
Yes.
I'm sorry.
Then, Pikaniyan, you wrote it, too.
Yes.
As expected, it's easy, isn't it?
Yes.
Please!
Namba.
What?!
Nancale?
Wow, it's true!
Nancale?!
What is this?!
Nancale?!
It's like "A Difficult Boyfriend."
Nancale?!
It's Nancale!
It's this!
No, no, it's not!
It says "lead off" here.
No, it doesn't say that!
What is that?!
You're lying!
But, you know...
To make it easier for my juniors to make mistakes...
Ah!
I see.
Thank you!
You're so kind!
You gave it to me!
No, I can't give you this.
I see.
You're so kind.
Yes, yes, yes.
Right?
That's right.
I admire you.
Yes, I admire you.
I admire you.
As expected of you.
Thank you.
Yes.
Well, well, well...
At first...
Yes.
But, you know...
Pikaniyan, you can write your name properly.
Of course.
Even if you make a mistake...
Yes.
Then, next...
"You", "mil", "taberu" and "sonkeigo".
"Sonkeigo"?
"Sonkeigo".
So, you write three of them?
I write three of them.
"You"'s "sonkeigo" and "mil"'s "sonkeigo" and "taberu"'s "sonkeigo".
That's right.
But, "sonkeigo" is a little...
I think it's "kenjougo".
Ah! That's difficult!
So, that might be a little complicated.
It's not "kenjougo".
It's "sonkeigo".
"Kenjougo"?
Yes.
I've moved.
You've moved or...
I've moved.
Hobby?
Well, you talk a lot with your seniors, so you have a lot of opportunities to use it, right?
Yes, I do.
It's embarrassing.
Amita, you're fast, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
Aren't you bad at it?
I learned it.
Oh, you learned it.
Thank you.
You learned it or...
Thank you.
You were made fun of just now, weren't you?
Yes.
Yes, I learned it.
Did you learn it?
Yes, I did.
Then, everyone, let's say it together!
Yes!
Um...
"bossharu", "bora", "ninaru", "otabe", "ninaru"
It's totally different!
chigimasune
It's totally different!
nanimanasuno
mikenosugai
kinkotanemasune
nanimanasuno
And the trophy is...
nanimanasuno
iidasareru
iidasaru
otabe suru
"bossharu", "boran suru", "meshiagaru"
"bossharu", "boran", "ninaru", "itadakuu"
"bossharu", "haiken suru", "itadakuu"
"bossharu", "haiken suru", "meshiagaru"
I see, it's a little difficult to eat.
I see.
The correct answer is...
none of you!
What?!
No way!
You're all wrong!
What?!
No!
The person who wants it is really close!
What?!
The person who wants it the most is...
Ah, you're right!
Yuka!
What?!
Yay!
What?!
Wow!
But it's not Reipon.
What?!
It's close!
Yay!
Reipon made only one mistake.
What?!
Wow!
And that one was "kenjo".
"haiken suru" is...
Oh, I see.
I definitely thought it was this one.
You're so confident.
You look like it.
You're amazing.
I respect you.
You eat it a lot.
You're making fun of me.
You don't respect me.
You eat it a lot.
That's what I want to say.
May I?
You eat it a lot.
You say it, you see it, you eat it.
I'll say "relgo" for now.
I respect you.
But it's not "relgo".
"g" is beautiful, isn't it?
"g" is the most beautiful.
"g" is beautiful.
I think "g" is beautiful.
I don't think you're wrong.
You're being stupid.
"g" is beautiful.
But I've been watching you for a while.
I've been watching you for a while.
Yoshimi and Rio aren't always together.
I think it's suspicious.
I think Yoshimi is suspicious.
Let's switch seats.
Can we switch seats?
Can we switch seats and watch it?
I don't watch it.
If you switch seats, will you two watch it?
I don't watch it!
If you switch seats, will you two watch it?
Oh, I see.
But Yushimin understood the difference between Son and Ken languages.
Yes, I did.
But the best one was Riyoki.
Oh, Riyoki switched seats!
Riyoki switched seats!
Even if you watch it, you won't know!
Who hid it like that?
Even if you watch it, you won't know!
I don't want you to say it.
The next question is...
Who is Dazai Osamu's most famous work?
Who is it?
It's kind of...
There is a song like Dazai Osamu, right?
Yes, there is.
What is it called?
Dazai Osamu's song.
Oh, so it's one of those songs.
It's Dazai Osamu's song.
It's a dream.
It's one of those songs.
Dazai Osamu's song "Yondaka"...
I thought you were going to say "Yondaka" but you actually did.
I've done this song before.
I've sung it before.
So I definitely didn't write it.
You're being killed.
I thought you would say it because you're singing it.
That's amazing.
I thought you wouldn't say it because you're singing it.
I don't think you're right.
I've finished writing it.
You've finished writing it?
I've got a hint.
You've got a hint?
Dazai Osamu might be able to learn a lot of foreign languages.
That's right.
Dazai Osamu might be able to learn a lot of foreign languages.
But there are some famous ones.
Yes, there are some of the most famous ones.
I've been doing it for a while now, so I don't know.
Mika doesn't know it either.
What kind of song is it?
Hint.
It's that song.
It's like exercising.
Exercising?
But there are a lot of "shi".
But that's the worst.
That's the worst.
I got it.
Wait, that's...
You just stepped on it, didn't you?
I stepped on it?
No, you stepped on it.
I stepped on it.
What are you talking about?
Did you step on it?
No, I didn't.
Did you step on it?
Yes.
Who did?
Me.
Did you step on it?
Yes.
Yujin...
Hey!
Ouch!
You stepped on it, didn't you?
Yes.
My heart hurts.
Okay, let's go, everyone.
Open at once!
Ta-da!
You stepped on a cat.
Rashomon.
Osamu Metazai's play.
I'm a cat.
I'm not human.
Huh?
Okay, you got it right!
I'm a horse.
I'm not human.
I called the god.
You're cute!
But...
Do you want to go first, Mikane?
Yes.
Let's go.
Mikane's answer...
Open!
Run, Melos.
Wow!
You're amazing, senpai!
Thank you!
Right?
I see.
This is it.
Yes, this is it.
You stepped on it, didn't you?
I stepped on it?
You stepped on it?
Mikane's answer is correct, of course!
Mikane, congratulations!
Congratulations!
However, there are other plays as well.
Huh?!
There are...
three correct answers!
What?!
"Human Failure" is correct!
Yay!
Wow!
Amazing, isn't it?
Didn't you think "Human Failure" would be more popular?
I thought "Human Failure" would be more popular.
Huh?!
I Ran.
What's that?
You rewrote it, didn't you?
I said "exercise," so I wrote it, but it didn't hold up.
Run, run, run, Melos.
Have you ever seen a play like that?
I Ran.
I thought it sounded good.
Oh...
However, the three correct answers are wonderful.
Yay!
Here is the next question.
Please write sentences using your way of thinking.
But it doesn't mean you're right.
Can you write sentences using your way of thinking?
Don't you know your way of thinking?
I know it.
You know it, right?
But there are a lot of lyrics in your way of thinking, right?
Did you write it?
Yes.
Did you write it?
Yes.
That's fast.
Okay, everyone.
Please wrap it up.
Wait a minute.
It's hard.
It's different.
But let's look at it from a smart point of view.
Yes.
I forgot my umbrella in the theater.
Isn't this good?
Yes.
I want to eat ramen.
Yes.
But I can't eat it.
But I like the first line.
Gazare ga suberu konomii no
I like it, too.
Yes.
I like "tomeyo" rap time.
And "kyou no asa gohan wo"
It's cute.
It's hard to make a standard.
Well, it doesn't make sense.
But I think "nani nani wo" "nani nani ni" and "nani nani no" should be included.
And "yoshimin no ame ni"
It's hard.
korechotto nurete shimatta
The T-shirt is wrong.
funkatsu no chigau
What is it?
It's suspicious.
I'll put it in the back.
It's the same system as this black buster.
It's the same system.
So it's five people from the beginning?
What?
That's crazy.
So, Reina, how about "boku wa kimi ga suki da"?
konna ni
How about this?
It's different.
It's like "seikai".
"boku wa" and "dantaro" are my favorite songs.
I see.
But you called me.
It feels good.
What is this?
What are you doing?
It's a water-cooling timer.
It's not water-cooling.
It's a water-cooling timer.
It's cool.
It's close.
It's not close at all.
So, how about you?
I'm in Chiba.
That's amazing.
What's in Chiba?
Isn't it a province?
What's in Chiba?
Isn't there a poster like this?
Isn't it a province?
I can't tell you anything.
Chiba is beautiful.
You decided to go to Chiba, didn't you?
The correct answer is...
But "amater" is a little different.
The correct answer is...
"riopi" is a little different.
The correct answer is...
One, two, three, four...
The fifth one is correct!
There are a lot of people who got it right.
But you three are in the top right now, right?
Yuka-tan, Ishii-ma, and Reiko are in the top.
These three are smart.
Ami-tan, you haven't got the correct answer yet?
Yes.
Ami-chan hasn't got it yet.
She hasn't got it yet.
But Ami-tan is doing her best.
Yes.
It's fun.
But you guys are doing your best.
I'll do my best.
Yes.
Next is the last question.
The next question is...
Write as many words that have "animals" in them as you can.
What?
What is that?
This is...
This is a punishment game.
Oh no!
There is a punishment game.
But there are quite a lot of them.
I can do this.
Can you do it?
But Ami-tan is doing her best.
Yes.
I think I can do it.
Can you do it?
Yes.
You can do it.
Shall we do about 15 more?
Yes.
Ten...
Nine...
Eight...
Seven...
Six...
Five...
Four...
Three...
No, I can't do it.
Two...
It's too long.
One...
Time's up!
I can't do it at all.
Well, if you get one right, you get one point each.
So you still have three points.
I can't do it at all.
There is also a chance of reversal.
Then, everyone, open!
Yes.
Monkeys also walk once.
Dogs also walk and hit a pillar.
Cat stepped on it.
Deer's horn.
Frog's mouth.
Let's put them aside for now.
Dog hits a stick.
Monkey falls from a tree.
Demon hits a stick.
Cat hits a stick.
Pig hits a pearl.
Eye hits a scale.
What about demons?
Demons are animals.
For me, it's animals.
What about scales?
Scales are fish.
Fish.
Some of them are fish.
I see.
Well, well, well.
But there are quite a lot of them.
Monkey falls from a tree.
Deer is happy.
Giraffe hits a stick.
Dog walks a stick.
Horse's back.
Deer's back.
Horse's back.
What about that?
Deer hits a stick.
Pig hits a pearl.
Monkey falls from a tree.
Horse's back.
Dog walks a stick.
Monkey falls from a tree.
Horse hits a pearl.
Wow!
What about you, Saki-chan?
Demon hits a horse's stick.
Dog walks a stick.
Demons are animals.
The wolf falls, the bee stings, the [?] flies, and [?] flows into the river.
"The [?] flows into the river".
That's what it says.
Then...
"The cat kicks the dog".
That's a lot!
Awesome!
"The dog kicks the dog, the pig dies, the monkey falls from a tree, the dog walks and hits the stick, the donkey pierces its ear".
"Pias"?
If you don't give it, you can't have it.
Cute.
Maybe I said, "Can you write more?"
Since then, it's been like that.
"Kaeru" is...
"Kaeru" doesn't mean anything.
None of them are correct.
"Kaeru" doesn't mean anything.
None of them are correct.
"Ushino sambo" doesn't seem to exist.
What does "ushino sambo" mean?
"Ushino sambo" is like a cow walking down the road and saying, "You're in the way."
When you're in the car and you see the car in front of you is in the way, you say, "Oh, that car is "ushino sambo"."
Do you say that?
"That car is "ushino sambo"."
You say it in "nara".
"Nara" is "deer", isn't it?
"Nara" is "deer" and "deer" is important.
"Nara" is "deer", isn't it?
I may say it, but it doesn't exist.
I'm sorry.
Next.
"Marugoku ga ochiru" "Neko no te mo karitai" (I want to borrow a cat's hand in "Marugoku ga ochiru")
"nezumi kou to yutaku" (A rat trap)
"Inu no ue ni mo sanmei" (Three dogs on top of each other)
"ishi de" (With will)
How poor dogs.
Why do you know that?
Yeah!
Mouse?
Did you think it was a word play?
I don't know what "mouse" is.
But it's similar, isn't it?
But it's correct.
"I want to bite a cat's hand," but no one came up with it.
You're great!
I have something to say!
What is it?
Step on the cat!
Step on it!
So, did you get the result of the national language?
The one who had the best national language was...
Ishimama-chan!
You're great!
The winner is...
The winner of the national language is...
Ishimama-chan!
You're great!
And...
The one who will be punished again is...
Of course, Honopi!
Of course!
And the punishment is...
Rubber banding!
Oh, no!
She's an idol, you know.
I can't help it.
Well, since it's rubber banding...
Oh, no!
But you know...
You know...
You're being put in there...
You know...
You're being put in there...
And you're being pulled in there.
I'm really used to it!
Are you?
I was first place!
Oh, really?
You're being pulled in there...
But since it's long...
You're being pulled in there...
It's pretty...
Don't let go of it!
It might be dangerous!
Well, then!
Here we go!
Wait a minute!
When I said "please"...
Did you get it?
Go, go, go!
Well, then...
Punishment game!
Please!
Punishment game!
Please!
Are you okay? Are you okay? Are you hurt? Are you okay? Are you hurt?
It's frustrating, isn't it? It's frustrating, isn't it?
How was it? It's frustrating, isn't it?
Somehow, the shock wave was amazing.
That's right.
I was surprised.
Yes.
Everyone has this kind of thing.
I don't like it!
You have to work hard.
This is...
For the first time.
I feel like I've been hit by a condi.
What?
I feel like I've been hit by a condi.
I always think about it.
I only know what children know.
Always.
Men!
I'm sorry.
Man!
Floor!
Men! Men! Man!
You look strong.
Strong version.
I defeated you only.
That's right.
The reason I made you look strong is...
Today...
You know what I'm going to do.
I'm going to hit you, cover you and play rock-paper-scissors.
I'm serious.
You look really strong.
Have you ever done it?
No.
I've seen it before, but it's my first time actually.
When I was in elementary school, I couldn't even say "hit me" easily.
I didn't do it.
You look painful.
I'm confident in my experience.
First of all...
I hate evil and love justice.
What's it called?
Shigyan versus...
Hit me, cover me and play rock-paper-scissors.
Let's have Shinsei and Yuka play rock-paper-scissors.
Please make sure you don't get hurt.
I'll do it.
Hit me, cover me and play rock-paper-scissors.
Aiko...
I'll do it again.
Hit me, cover me and play rock-paper-scissors.
It's a tie.
Cover me and play rock-paper-scissors.
Stop it!
It's a tie.
Don't tease me.
Cover me and play rock-paper-scissors.
Wow!
I made a mistake.
I was going to hit you with this.
It hurts a lot because it's thin.
I made a mistake. I got caught for a second.
You hit a great person.
You hit an enemy.
Please hit me with this.
Hit me and cover me and play rock-paper-scissors.
Wow! It's a tie.
Hit me and cover me and play rock-paper-scissors.
Yuka lost.
My reflexes are too dull.
It's not your reflexes. Please understand it.
I'm sorry.
Manamin versus Yoshimin.
I'm Yoshimin.
Yes, I am.
In the first round, I won against Yuka like this.
Now I have one flag of victory.
One flag?
Do you call it one flag?
Yoshimin has one flag.
Manamin is like a hero who appeared there.
A hot battle is about to begin.
Let me tell you about the first round.
Hit me and cover me and play rock-paper-scissors.
I lost.
You are strong.
Manamin is strong.
I lost because I was too strong.
Manamin won.
Manamin is in the first round.
I lost because I was too strong.
You are too strong.
Mihei and Manami versus Aomara and Yuka.
Yuka lost in the first round.
But she may be stronger than Manamin.
And Mihei and Manami are smiling with victory.
A hot battle is about to begin.
Are you ready?
Hit me and cover me and play rock-paper-scissors.
Wow!
You defended it.
Yuka may be faster.
Hit me and cover me and play rock-paper-scissors.
It's hard, isn't it?
Awesome!
You got used to it.
Hit me and cover me and play rock-paper-scissors.
You hit me.
Hit me and cover me and play rock-paper-scissors.
Wow!
You like it, don't you?
Calm down!
You like it, don't you?
Wow!
Hit me and cover me and play rock-paper-scissors.
Wow!
This is one point for Yuka!
Wow!
But we all got one point.
It was a draw.
I'm glad.
I'm happy that it ended peacefully.
We didn't get hurt.
I thought it would end like this.
Rock, paper, scissors, go!
It was a tough battle.
I tried it.
How was it?
I feel like I've gotten stronger again.
Certainly.
I can't look away.
This is it!
Is this it?
Certainly.
I was able to see a new me.
Certainly.
You have a refreshing face.
It's fun, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Please!
Bye-bye!